May 2013
158 posts
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
fieldofbeans:
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
I can see them
I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
they are really bad singers and
I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
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so my roommate and i both have a tumblr and we make inside jokes about it and stuff, but we don’t even know eachother’s blogs or follow eachother because she has a hipster blog and i have a fandom blog it’s like a forbidden friendship
zombiebass:
gayinflation:
zombiebass:
Zacharie don’t you think thats a little tackarie.
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
cecefredzilla:
snaketeen:
there’s a thin line between word and world
get out
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
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rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
witchdumpling:
turtles arent slow
ruf1ohn1tram:
fluttertree42:
Friendly reminder that Wheatley is canonically afraid of heights and space is a bottomless void where you’re constantly falling but not being pulled toward anything (^ u ^)*
17xinfinity:
ohcorny:
fuck gender roles skirts for everybody
ollivander:
ollivander:
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
to do list:
lexlosing-it:
1) stuff
2) things
