caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon I approve of this so much.
thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
so my roommate and i both have a tumblr and we make inside jokes about it and stuff, but we don’t even know eachother’s blogs or follow eachother because she has a hipster blog and i have a fandom blog it’s like a forbidden friendship
zombiebass: gayinflation: zombiebass: Zacharie don’t you think thats a little tackarie.
hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
cecefredzilla: snaketeen: there’s a thin line between word and world get out
dammit-barton: flylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little star why is art so fuCKING HARD #up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE twinkle twinkle little FUCK dammit what the- I give up. This is my anthem
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
witchdumpling: turtles arent slow
ruf1ohn1tram: fluttertree42: Friendly reminder that Wheatley is canonically afraid of heights and space is a bottomless void where you’re constantly falling but not being pulled toward anything (^ u ^)*
17xinfinity: ohcorny: fuck gender roles skirts for everybody
ollivander: ollivander: I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless this is my chance
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
to do list:
lexlosing-it: 1) stuff 2) things