LITERALLY A BUTTFACE

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones: when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:43:36 -0500

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:42:26 -0500

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

calliopes-bane: raku-gaki-darake: brutusalad: Glitch Effect...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:00:08 -0500

calliopes-bane:

raku-gaki-darake:

brutusalad:

Glitch Effect Tutorial by =Kawiko

relevant to homestucks around the world right about now

These people restore my faith in celebrities.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:59:45 -0500

bytomsfluropantaloons:

and because I love you guys I’ll add some more :)

rizucchini: jade and cotton can d y?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:26:54 -0500

rizucchini:

jade and cotton can d y?

paulichu: helpyoudraw: 紫陽花の描き方 by seeker [pixiv] Oh my god....

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:13:26 -0500

paulichu:

helpyoudraw:

紫陽花の描き方 by seeker [pixiv]

Oh my god. Everything just makes sense now.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:11:54 -0500

betterdeadthanwed: pattilahell: grimyboy: HOW THE FUCK ARE...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:44:18 -0500

betterdeadthanwed:

pattilahell:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

if it weren’t for this post I would’ve never known that swimming babies are the cutest thing in the world…

swimming is only a reflex for the first 4 months of life

do not throw your toddlers in the pool

i repeat do not throw your toddlers in the pool

conanners: got suggestions for gravity falls!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:41:26 -0500

conanners:

got suggestions for gravity falls!

garama: pretoriaanikyborgi: onlylolgifs: How to Fold a Shirt...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:42:22 -0500

garama:

pretoriaanikyborgi:

onlylolgifs:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds

no fucking way

I tried this and I noticed the positive changes immediately; my life is much easier now.

dannybrito: foodfuckery: Churro Bites Recipe hoooomygod

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:40:05 -0500

dannybrito:

foodfuckery:

Churro Bites

Recipe

hoooomygod

metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:38:19 -0500

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

all-four-cheekbones: thedoctors-steampowered-hunter: fernacular...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:44:51 -0500

all-four-cheekbones:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

fernacular:

demonsee:

Rule 63 Captain America, cosplayed by dangerousladies, photographed by Josh Barrett

this is so gorgeous and awesome in every way.

I nearly jumped for joy that she wasn’t sexualized, that it was his uniform just with a female under the clothes, god i love this fucking cosplay

Also some kind of arcane witchcraft has gone into that hair.

impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:42:42 -0500

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

thenimbus: TOTALLY MAKING THIS

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:49:56 -0500

thenimbus:

TOTALLY MAKING THIS

vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:59:03 -0500

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

doctordonna10: al-bayyinah: ahhjibbliejibblie: WHAT IF other...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:54:21 -0500

doctordonna10:

al-bayyinah:

ahhjibbliejibblie:

WHAT IF other planetary bodies orbited our world at the same distance as the moon?

whoa Jupiter kinda in my personal bubble thanks

Jupiter would actually be terrifying.

Is that Earth orbiting Earth

squirtle-stahp: alongcameatom: how does one just obtain an...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:51:18 -0500

squirtle-stahp:

alongcameatom:

how does one just obtain an duck in 2 hours

This girl gets shit done

exploding-zombies: birgadiergeneral: scythe-meisters of Soul...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:14:55 -0500

exploding-zombies:

birgadiergeneral:

scythe-meisters of Soul Eater

gifs from theperfectcell

The art and animation is this show makes me so happy.

thisisemobuddy: party-into-thesun: sharkchunks: basedgosh: why would she sell sea shells by a...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:46:08 -0500

thisisemobuddy:

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

i’m so sorry english language learners